Post #1 or First White Christmas in 37 years

Welcome back to the inside of my brain.
I'm not sure what I'll do with this blog, but, in any case...

Merry Christmas.

Inspired by this time of year, I thought I'd post a happy little Christmas tune, followed by my thoughts.

I'm dreaming of a white christmas,
just like the ones I used to know
Where the treetops glisten and children listen
to hear sleigh bells in the snow

I don't know about you, but the only thing I'm listening for is the snow plow. Definitely no bells there.

I'm dreaming of a white christmas,
with every christmas card I write
May your days be merry and bright,
and may all your christmases be white

Yea, so, obviously this song has a love of sarcasm. Wishing that your days are merry AND your Christmases are white?! Comm'on. That's an oxymoron. You can't have merry days and snow. In my opinion, it just ain't possible.

And may all your christmases be white (All your christmases be white)
And may all your christmases be white (All your christmases be white)
And may all your christmases be
(All your christmases be white)
(All your christmases be white)

Obviously I hate whoever I am singing this song to.
I wish evil things upon them. Evil things like snow.

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In other news, I am building an epic gingerbread house. It may fail, it may not. Currently I am working on electricity. We'll see how that goes. Stay tuned for pictures chronicling the building process.

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Bahumbug.


~The Pee